The Dawg Gone Podcast

Hello again, kids. I feel a little weird doing this episode because I've never done a podcast before where we've lost to Tech the prior year. 

Anyway, in this episode I wax Dawg Poetic *briefly* about the loss on Saturday, read some mean tweets, and beg the Belk Bowl to do the right thing and create the sexiest bowl matchup that UGA has seen in years. 

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 4:04 AM

Hello again, kids! Sorry for the delay in getting the show out to you, but Turkey Day kind of threw me for a loop. Honestly, I didn't even think about it until about halfway through the LSU/A&M game last night. My bad.

This week I wax Dawg Poetic and give thanks to you guys, Festive Ale, and not giving a dang about anything because all I want to do is be disappointed and beat Georgia Tech. Right now is for the disappointment, and beating Georgia Tech senseless is for tomorrow. In the meantime, I'll try not to incite any violence, as I got a little carried away while talking about our behavior towards the Tech faithful(sic) tomorrow.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 12:18 AM

Hello again, kids! It's your old, confused Uncle Kit here, wondering where that team we saw on Saturday came from...or perhaps maybe where it's been twice this year.

Anyway, I'm not going to be all sourpuss on how that team on Saturday lost to Florida like it did. I'm going to give credit where it is due, so this week I wax Dawg Poetic about Richt not being mediocre after all, Jeremy Pruitt talking like a head coach, Todd Gurley's silver lining, and an open letter rant to Greg McGarity about Georgia Tech.

Yes, I do talk about Charleston Southern for about five minutes. I don't mean any disrespect to those guys' fans, but I had gloating and ranting to do and you guys got bumped.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 3:43 AM

Hello, kids! Maybe it's the cooler weather that's kept me from being so ornery, but I actually feel good about this weekend's contest between the Dawgs and whatever mascot Auburn is claiming these days. Call it being flat out naive, blissfully ignorant, or just plain wrong, but I have a very good feeling about this weekend. So, if you're a gambling man, go ahead and beat heavy against the Dawgs because we all know what an expert I am.

However, in the off chance that I am correct, I did take the time to wax Dawg Poetic about UGA and AU being much more similar than you'd think, Richt and Malzahn being basically the same coach, and how it's so weird to play Auburn at Sanford Stadium in an year that ends in an even number.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 3:39 AM

Whatever, kids. This is your old friend Kit here, and I'm just still in a pretty bad mood about the whole thing. Sometimes, the actual loss of the game isn't the worst part. Sometimes, the worst part is knowing you have to wax Dawg Poetic this week about what happened, why most of our fans have lost their minds, and how the "Fire Richt" crowd is just blatantly wrong.

Look, if you came here wanting to listen to anything other than me ranting, it ain't the episode for you. I offer no valuable insight whatsoever, and instead I just lose my mind for about 20 minutes. If you're interested in seeing that, listen at your own risk.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 3:48 AM

Hello, kids! It's the week of the Florida game, which means I'm about as pessimistic as one can be. I swear, I don't know what I'd feel if we actually won a championship. I don't know if I can have happy thoughts after a Georgia win and not immediately worry about the next game and how we're going to lose it, but that's neither here nor there.

This week, I wax Dawg Poetic about is why the NCAA is a bunch of self-righteous thugs, how UGA is a much better team than Florida on paper, and why I shudder every time I see a Will Muschamp internet meme.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 3:41 AM

Hello, kids! So when I was thinking about what I should wax Dawg Poetic about this week, I really had a hard time coming up with ideas. I mean if Georgia's football program is anything, it's certainly dull and eventless. 

So this week, I came up with a hypothetical scenario where Todd Gurley was suspended from the team, UGA still dominated Missouri without him, and why Arkansas is a lot like Georgia but with WAY more Walmarts. Again, all of this is hypothetical and not real, and seriously, please don't tell me it's real because I don't think I can take it.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 2:56 AM

Hello again, kids! It's your old pal Uncle Kit here, and maybe this week isn't the best week to buy stock in the Dawgs, in my opinion. Unfortunately, it's become a common theme with me and UGA, and everyone knows I'm Dawg until I die, but I don't see a whole lot of "winning" happening in Columbia, for the second time this year.

Trust me, I wax as much Dawg Poetic this week as I can, covering everything from how our QB situation is truly no-win, all the way to why do we always run our best trick plays against Vanderbilt?

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 2:57 AM

Good afternoon, kids! This week on the Dawg Gone Podcast, I wax some Dawg Poetic about Hutson's patience, Richt's urgency, and why us complaining about UGA's passing game is a lot like winning $10 million in the lottery instead of $17 million.

It's a shorter episode because there's not a ton to talk about in regard to Vanderbilt. Let's be honest, UGA should win Saturday's game easily, but there are fixable, but big problems in Athens right now that need to get cleared up quickly if we're going to have a shot at the SEC Championship. Notice I didn't say playoffs, because unfortunately, no one is saying "playoffs" and "Georgia" in the same sentence right now. Not even Jim Mora

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 3:20 AM

Well hello, kids! After last week's show, I'm just glad you guys stuck around to hear me ramble on for yet another week. Don't worry, the checks are in the mail.

This week, I wax my own Dawg Poetic about why Vegas is wrong about UGA this weekend, how Georgia and Tennessee's defenses are bizarro twins, and how Tennessee is like a guy at your house party with no shirt on and wants to do a whole bunch of shots.

If you're confused, don't worry, it's on purpose and is really just a tease to get you to listen in.

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Category:UGA Football -- posted at: 2:34 AM